Monday, December 31, 2007

Thank You and a Happy New year 2008..xoxoxo

Hi All,

In Less than 4 hours, it’s going to be 2008.

I just want to say Thank you to all of you for your friendship and for you guys to be apart of my life and vice-versa. I’ve been really fortunate for everything god has given me.

“Toast to 2008”, I will see you at Mayan

Here is my gift to you








Much Love,
BB

Tuesday, December 25, 2007

Grand Prix Motorcycle Road Racer - Randy de Puniet

This bitch is my new sensation. Even though, i am still on my holy period. I can't resist but sharing with all of you.

His name is Randy de Puniet, 26 years old, a pro motorycle road racer and rank 8th in the world.

He can be a Emporio Armani Model, He is toooooo Hot. I think He is hotter than Beckham. I dont know

Arggg its getting late and i've just had a glass of wine to warm me up.

Merry Christmas everybody. Here is a present from Santa.







BB

Thursday, December 13, 2007

Two Words: Simply Irresistible..........

I am speechless and i am horny. This is truly a masterpiece!

David...I Love You.

Bitches, I am the only one who can call him by his first name!



Wombat

Monday, December 10, 2007

Andre makes me похотливый (ynroh)





I wanna eat this Russian meat head ...RAW. I know he has big head and ego.....Let's just hope his other "head" is not lacking in size =). до свидания
chip

Sunday, December 9, 2007

Powder

A distraught Amy Winehouse comes out of her house in London at 5:50am in just her bra and jeans looking for somebody in the streets in the cold winter weather.December 2, 2007London,

Amy Winehouse's erratic week continues as she stocks up on more frozen pops and candy during a British winter. Traces of white powder clings to her nose and cheek as she runs around Soho without a jacket.December 05, 2007London,




How To Win four tickets to the 2008 Beijing Olympics


WIN FOUR TICKETS AND ALL EXPENSES PAID INCLUDING AIR FARE AND HOTEL TO THE 2008 OLYMPIC GAMES IN BEIJING ,CHINA .

To participate is easy; just view the attached photo and correctly answer the following questions . Send your answers to: International Olympic Committee, Private Bag, Lausanne,Switzerland . The first 10,000 correct entries will win .


1. Which student seems to appear tired / sleepy?
2. Which ones are male twins?
3. Which ones are the female twins?
4. How many women are in the group?
5. Which one is the teacher?

Good Luck!
chip

Saturday, December 8, 2007

Ouch!! My eyes!!

Some look hot in jockstrap....BUT some should not even consider wearing one...uhmmm nah ah! no no no NO!! On top of that, can you believe this guy advertise his waist size as 26 ??


Friday, December 7, 2007

Britney San

Now we know what Wombat does in his spare time......

Buddha (uhmm......not the one in Chinese Temple)

OK people, let's give some looooove to diz brothah!! His real name is Ezra Masters. Though he's just been kicked out by that ghetto bitch New York, I think our chocolate-lover sista wouldn't mind. Masters and Legend....It's "Raccoon"s wet dream to be sandwiched in between



Thursday, December 6, 2007

HO HO HO......(NOT Merry Christmas)

CUNT....I am sorry.....Count how many black guys she's been with!! I think she has surpased one of our bitches' number.....was it 85 or 98?
chip

Happy Hannukah

Shalom!!! I don't understand a damn fuck what they're singin', but hey...who cares about the lyrics! I rather watch them in shorts and half naked....Mazol Tov!!
chip

Australian Model

Just call him JACOB.....YEAH MATE!! Looking at his pics makes me wanna "go down under" his pants. Oh wait....what pants?
chip



PETA

One of our fellow bitches won't be happy if I post this (due to her new rabbit fur hoodies), but isn't the male model hot?? I can careless about Janice...LOL
chip


Channing Tatum

OMG!! Look at his yoke!! I am not a potato queen, but he is HOT LIKE LAVAH!!
Chip

Wednesday, December 5, 2007

Who wore it better?



Posh and Keira Knightley are basically wear the same outfit on different magazines, the same month.

But the question is , Who wore is better?

Monday, December 3, 2007

Reggie Bush...Whaaaaa

I have to admit, Reggie Bush is hot for a black guy.



Kellie Pickler is DUMB....Europe is a country? and French..Sigh

I am Speechless. French? Europe? Hungary????
How do some people make it through the day, still living and breathing?



PS: Kellie Pickler who finished sixth on the fifth season of American Idol

Friday, November 23, 2007

what the F#@k!!!!!


Girls, if these clowns think they're all that, they haven't seen our Geisha "whore" house at 9th street

Wednesday, November 21, 2007

Need I say more...




This Queen totally made my night...she was hilarious and made me think of one of our own sista's in my drunken state...can you guess who...lol

Whos prettier???



Damn this bitch knows how to put on make-up...its flawless...I was facinated by this performer and thus the cozy pic...I invited her to Mayan...thank god its not a before and after pic. of me!

Eddie in Thailand???



When I saw this ad...I totally thought he looked like eddie...the hair...high cheek bones...minus the foundation and pink rouge...don't you think this looks like his Bangkok twin???

Sunday, November 18, 2007

VICTORIA'S SECRET NEW ANGEL (or ANGELITO)

Oh Giselle...Look who's replacing you. S(HE) costs only a few bahts.....not million$$

chipchip

Friday, November 9, 2007

EX that needs to be AXED

Saw this post on fridae.....I hope this never happens to you, but hey.....i have had some share of psycho ex too before.

my ex is simply evil !!
52007.11.10 saturday

i received the following sms from my ex effendi (a.k.a. hans on internet) after i posted a new blog entry on fridae last night

06:47am "If you dont take out my pic i will tell and fax to your family that you gay"

06:50am "And i will tell find a strong witch to curse you"

06:59am "And if keep posting my pic i can post your pics even topless to gay website"

11:02am "... i will call you sister and your old office and tell them you gay and fax to them all your pic with me to prove it"

i'm soooo scared now. should i report all these to the police?

but i'm not going to stop disclosing more bad things he did to me until he stops calling and posting my name/pic on internet!


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2007.11.09 friday



effendi (a.k.a. hans on internet) is not just a playboy, a liar but also a PSYCHO !!

we've totally separated and not contacted since february 2007 but he and his new bf "vince" keep calling me and my family -- during the days & even midnight!

enough is enough!! i've been silent for so long but it doesn't mean i'm the bad guy. i'm letting it fade away but he keeps provoking me and even disturbing my family!!

effendi, if u continue to do this, i'll just reveal all the tricks & lies you did to me and will do whatever it takes to make u suffer no less. u have my words!!

(ps: i know it's very bad to post someone's real name & photo on fridae without his prior consent. but my ex was the one who started to do that to me long time ago!)

LATER BITCHES...




Just wanted to say a quick farewell as I journey off to the wonderful world of Thailand. Keep up this bitch site and I will try to have plenty of material for here and conversation as well. Have a great week...see Y'ALL soon!

Luvs,

Bams

Wednesday, November 7, 2007

Toys linked to date-rape drug recalled


Chinese-made beads for children metabolize into GHB when ingested

WASHINGTON - Millions of Chinese-made toys have been pulled from shelves in North America and Australia after scientists found they contain a chemical that converts into a powerful “date rape” drug when ingested. Two children in the U.S. and three in Australia were hospitalized after swallowing the beads
Scientists say a chemical coating on the beads, when ingested, metabolizes into the so-called date rape drug gamma hydroxy butyrate.


Tuesday, November 6, 2007

I can be this years WINNER!

If the middle one is the winner of Mr. Pride..then the one on the left is the winner of Mr. Greasy Excessive Foundation and on the right is the winner Mr. I'm an old Jew who will Pay 50 baht for Thai penis...

The Battle of the "ITS"....

Who do you choose to win in this match of Fuggliness to the death?

Ghetto Teletubbies...

I guess you can accomplish a lot with six retarded friends and multi-colored see through fabric on halloween...can anyone say LOW Budget!

Confused...


This crazieeee looking bitch was bored and had a few pack of condoms she obviously wasnt going to use for sex...so....

Friday, November 2, 2007

Yummmmm....

I may get into UFC fitting just to get into the ring with him....jd

Need Group Exercise? Hey! Come on down and bring your friends along! The more the merrier!

Forget Yoga! This group therapy is a better-heart-pumpin'-sweaty exercise



chipchip

Monday, October 29, 2007

Got Bush?

The Truth about Mainland Woman and NOT TRIMMING


chipchip

GOT POOP?



Jenkem originated in Africa and other third world countries by fermenting raw sewage to create a gas which is inhaled to achieve a high.

The fecal matter Jenkem is a homemade substance which consists of fecal matter and urine. The fecal matter and urine are placed in a bottle or jar and covered most commonly with a balloon. The container is then placed in a sunny area for several hours or days until fermented. The contents of the container will separate and release a gas, which is captured in the balloon. Inhaling the gas is said to have a euphoric high similar to ingesting cocaine but with strong hallucinations of times past.

I'm all up for trying new things but this sh*t is gross! Literally! Any volunteers..I'll be glad to supply the resources...hahaha!

Tuesday, October 23, 2007

My Thoughts and Prayers

My thoughts and prayers go out to all those who have been affected by the tragic wildfire. May god bless them and keep them safe

Current Statistic:
Acres: 400 square miles (that's the size of New York)
Destroyed/Burned: 1600 homes and businesses
Death Toll: One







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