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GOT POOP?

Jenkem originated in Africa and other third world countries by fermenting raw sewage to create a gas which is inhaled to achieve a high.

The fecal matter Jenkem is a homemade substance which consists of fecal matter and urine. The fecal matter and urine are placed in a bottle or jar and covered most commonly with a balloon. The container is then placed in a sunny area for several hours or days until fermented. The contents of the container will separate and release a gas, which is captured in the balloon. Inhaling the gas is said to have a euphoric high similar to ingesting cocaine but with strong hallucinations of times past.

I'm all up for trying new things but this sh*t is gross! Literally! Any volunteers..I'll be glad to supply the resources...hahaha!

My Thoughts and Prayers

My thoughts and prayers go out to all those who have been affected by the tragic wildfire. May god bless them and keep them safe

Current Statistic:
Acres: 400 square miles (that's the size of New York)
Destroyed/Burned: 1600 homes and businesses
Death Toll: One







"BB"

Does Your Kitchen Need Renovation??

Peter Marr can fix mine aaaaaaanytime.




Kitchen Accomplished! (TV FOOD NETWORK)

She should be RECALLED and send back to China

When Spiderman is in drag



Timmequa, is she wearing "your dog"? I think the shoes look like "Sammy"



When "good fleas" happened to "Bad celebrity-wannabe"

NOPE! It's not Mayan...not even Avalon.

If you think this is the "little saigon" spot at Mayan, wrong! It's G-circuit Thailand. Sa wa dee krup!

Almost Lover

"Almost Lover"

Your fingertips across my skin
The palm trees swaying in the wind
Images

You sang me Spanish lullabies
The sweetest sadness in your eyes
Clever trick

I never want to see you unhappy
I thought you'd want the same for me

Goodbye, my almost lover
Goodbye, my hopeless dream
I'm trying not to think about you
Can't you just let me be?
So long, my luckless romance
My back is turned on you
I should've known you'd bring me heartache
Almost lovers always do

We walked along a crowded street
You took my hand and danced with me
Images

And when you left you kissed my lips
You told me you'd never ever forget these images, no

I never want to see you unhappy
I thought you'd want the same for me

Goodbye, my almost lover
Goodbye, my hopeless dream
I'm trying not to think about you
Can't you just let me be?
So long, my luckless romance
My back is turned on you
I should've known you'd bring me heartache
Almost lovers always do

I cannot go to the ocean
I cannot drive the streets at night
I cannot wake up in the morning
Without you on my mind
So you're gone and I'm haunted
And I bet you are just fine
Did I make it that easy
To walk right in and out of my life?

Goodbye, my almost lover
Goodbye, my hopeless dream
I'm trying not to think about you
Can't you just let me be?
So long, my luckless romance
My back is turned on you
I should've known you'd bring me heartache
Almost lovers always do

Sean William HOTNESS Scott

hmmmm....makes me wanna stick mine to his american pie

Thank God She's NOT the Captain

I was worried I may have to swim back... Whitney and K are not good combination.
ALOOOOOHA

What every office needs

I think Sephora needs to have this in their office ..... and our little Koala will be right at home !!!

This just in ..... !!!

Found this on Gay.com .... Would anyone in their right mind find this picture sexy and hook up with this guy ??? !!!!

Watch out Coffee Bean!! There is a new hot latte in town

Oh wait! I think I saw Denny in there. hey bitch!

Chocolate in China

One of our bitchy-blogger HARDLY watches Survivor. Maybe this HMMMM-OH-SO BEEFY-CHOCOLATE-BULL will entice her. By the way Raccoon, he's a "gravedigger"....cemetary is a creepy place to pay a surprise visit.

photo courtesy of CBS

Faux

We know there are many faux fur out there (downtown LA fashion district)...but how about FAUX POSH???

Does she remind you of someone?

FINALLY!!! PerezHilton.com sued over Spears songs

LOS ANGELES, Oct. 11 /PRNewswire/ -- Attorneys for Zomba Recording LLC, which owns the copyrights to Britney Spears' recordings, filed suit in federal court in Los Angeles today charging the online gossip website PerezHilton.com and its proprietor Mario Lavandeira with illegally obtaining and posting recordings by Spears.

The suit accuses Lavandeira of infringing Zomba's copyrights by posting at least 10 completed tracks and unfinished demos from Ms. Spears' upcoming album, "Blackout," over the past three months. "Blackout" was originally scheduled to be released on Nov. 13 but because of internet leaks, Ms. Spears' label Jive Records announced yesterday it was moving up the release date to Oct. 30.

Ms. Spears herself is not a party to the lawsuit.

"The unauthorized dissemination of recordings is a serious violation of copyright law," said a Zomba spokesperson. "In addition, posting demos and unfinished songs as if they were final versions is grossly unfair to the artist and misleading to the public."

The lawsuit does not specify the amount of monetary damages being sought but rather asks that Zomba be awarded both real and punitive damages as well as legal costs "as the Court deems just and proper." It also asks that Lavandeira be permanently enjoined from any further copyrights infringements.

Much Love,
BB

FIll in the Blank...

I WANT TO EAT THAT _____________.

Happy Wet Dreams Bitches!

love, David B. and Bams...