Tuesday, August 14, 2007

Constipation


A Confession & Solution to Constipation

"I've had chronic constipation since I was a kid and have tried just about everything under the sun to be a normal person. Nothing ever worked for very long. But untill I meet John Legend I never needed laxatives ever again. Now I understand why they say once you go black you will never go Back. So this is how it feel to be Loose... I am so grateful to John... What a difference he has made in my life."

8 comments:

Bambi said...

wow..this confession should have been left in the tiolet my dear...is John Legend a plummer cause I have a clogged pipe and needs to be drained...

Timmy-Sety said...

LIES !!! ALL LIES !!! SUCH VICIOUS LIES !!!

Unknown said...

OMG! OMG! The Truth came out

Hahahaha OMG!

Unknown said...

Darling I didn't know all this years you were suffering in silent...(Hugs)No wonder why you were so uptight and bitchy. I'm glad you finally broke the silent and decided to confess the pain & agony you been going through. All the constipated whores out there may now rejoice and come out of the closet...for you have broken the silent and found a cure to constipation.

Chipmunk Caliente said...

Dharling.....I thought you were giving birth to Yoku

CoochiePOP said...

3 dicks in one hole

Wombat Extraordinaire said...

This is how he looks like when he leads the church every sunday morning.

You Go Sista. Bless the Lord!

Unknown said...

You need to pee don't hold it cuz your not looking too pretty my dear

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